SIX SLEEPS TO GO
Churchy is very excited as there are only SIX sleeps to go before the big day!
To get you in the mood he has raided his collection of cracker jokes to make sure you are ready too.
Q) Why is it hard to find an Advent Calendar?
A) Because their days are numbered!
Q) What happened to the man who stole the Advent Calendar?
A) He got 25 days!
Keep checking back for more.!
FIVE SLEEPS TO GO
Here are today's excellent festive crackers.
Q) Where do elves go if they eat too much Christmas Pudding?
A) To an Elf Farm
Q) How does Jack Frost get to work?
A) By icicles.
FOUR SLEEPS TO GO
Are you ready for some more festive delights?
Q) What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Q) What is a ghosts favourite food?
THREE SLEEPS TO GO
Here are today's crackers!
Q) What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants?
A) Swimming Trunks!
Q) Why did the tomato blush?
A) Because it saw the salad dressing!
TWO SLEEPS TO GO
Some more Christmas Cheer!
Q) Why does Santa have three gardens?
A) So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!
Q)Why did the golfer wear two pairs fo trousers?
A)In case he got a hole in one!
ONLY ONE SLEEP TO GO
I am nearly all out of Christmas crackers .... but not quite
Q) What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A) A Christmas Quacker!
Q) What do you get if you eat all your Christmas Decorations?
That's All for Now
Yayyyyyy HAPY CHRISTMAS !!!
Thanks to A.B. for this festive fun!